Funny profiles for dating

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Lindsay Lohan: I'm recently single, I think, and I'm Lindsay Lohan: looking for someone who I can spend Lindsay Lohan: the rest of my life with, or, at least Lindsay Lohan: the rest of my probation with [laughs]. I'm an actress, Lindsay Lohan: a singer, an entrepreneur, and I single- Lindsay Lohan: handedly kept 90% percent of all Lindsay Lohan: gossip websites in business.

Very important: a guy who’s profile does not include a shirtless photo or a photo of him with his car. I like a guy that will surprise me every now and then.

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If you are Christian, enjoy children, and enjoy the outdoors, we already have a lot in common.

One of my favorite Psalms has a verse that says ” Delight yourself in the lord and he shall give you the desires of your heart”.

Well, Rock climbing is one of my greatest thrills it gives me the feeling of working with nature to push myself beyond my limits.

I also love just taking off in the car and going exploring.

You can reach Lindsay Lohan: me at 612679, or Lindsay Lohan: you can find me on the cover of Lindsay Lohan: Us Weekly, because I'm so alone.

Every day I wake up thrilled that people pay me to do the thing I love.

Lindsay Lohan: I would define my personality as, uh, Lindsay Lohan: creative. Lindsay Lohan: I'm a workaholic, a shopaholic, and Lindsay Lohan: according to the state of Lindsay Lohan: California, an alcoholic, as well as a Lindsay Lohan: threat to all security guards if they Lindsay Lohan: work at hotels.

And to put all those Lindsay Lohan: rumors to rest, I am not broke.

Unfortunately, I am an awful navigator, but that leads to all sorts of adventures.

I guess my life is kind of like an episode of the Muppet show and I would be gonzo: always on a new quest, pushing my imagination to the limits, and occasionally walking into things.

I am looking for a guy who can keep me on my toes both when it comes to intellect and energy.

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